some awesomely pink SAILOR MOON KATANAS for my comicon challenge entry
CANCER - today you’ll eat some hay but it will be a little stale
SCORPIO - success! you will chew through someone’s headphone chords and they won’t know until they are walking to school
PISCES - stay positive. though the day may seem endless there is a carrot at the end of the tunnel.
TAURUS - thump and grunt all you need. bringing attention to your needs above all else is vital
VIRGO - please stop chewing on my shoe laces
CAPRICORN - some days, you just gotta flip over your water bowl and sit in it. seize the day.
GEMINI - many naps are in store for you. make sure to make a nest out of your food instead of eating it
LIBRA - sick of your messy roommate? poop on the clothes he leaves on the floor
AQUARIUS - poop indiscriminately while you run in circles for five minutes
ARIES - sit very still for over an hour staring at your housemate until they clear their throat or otherwise make a noise, at which point you should skitter away in a loud and obvious panic like they just shot you
LEO - same as last week- destroy the iPhone charger they have rebought four times when they let their guard down
SAGITTARIUS - weird this one is about pooping everywhere too
The truth is that there are a lot of people like you, us, with strange hobbies or talents or gifts and we try to hide it because we’re afraid that it makes us seem weird or it will turn people off, but that’s a mistake. What makes me unique has brought every person I love into my life.